What should I message these Mexican hoes on Tinder I match with?

[Zaroku]

i got another match but i dont know what to say

Tell her that you love penis colada’s, and getting caught in the rain. Tell her that you are a real Kung fu master, a chain belt of Kung fu, and Bruce lee was your teacher. Do some push ups and shadow boxing in front of her.

Tell her you gave up that gay lifestyle forever, and you are only into wimmin now, but chicks with divas aren’t haram, and are still on the menu!

[Vegemil]

Tell that ***** to lose some weight to lower her self worth. Then you can smash while she pays for the dinner.

[Santa_]

run!!!!! unless bid girls are your thing and the truth be told some guys find bigger ladies fine

Do a wanted post. For example: Wanted! Thick brownie that likes rusty trombones.

Tell her you're a Trump supporter.

[Zaroku]

Final message, is you are a kok sucking troll who bothers people with your gay antics! Get back with that hung stud who used to clean your fectal pipes!

Stop posting bull****, or be more creative in your trolling endeavors!

I’m willing to beat some sense into you! With a left jab. Pendejo!