You know shyt got real when...

[MindBat]

You know shyt got real when...

... Your mom is sleeping with some dude younger than you and she's planning start a family with him as your step-dad. Dats sum

You're outside the local school and you've ran out of sweets.

[Terrel]

You're outside the local school and you've ran out of sweets.

Hahaha

[Drunken Cat]

You know shyt got real when you're travelling in West Japan and are in an unfamiliar city, you pop into a local ******* bar because you're bored, drunk, and a bit depressed, and also because this sort of thing is notoriously multitudes cheaper in West Japan than in Tokyo, you get sent a toothless transexual--the voice being a dead give away, as well as the face, but you even stare at and touch the existent adams apple just to absolutely confirm--, you become very uncomfortable and get up to leave, "she" insists that you sit back down and goes to get the chaufer, you being the kind gentleman that you are feel unable to say that you know it is obviously a dude, instead say that "she" is not your type (not as if they don't understand the meaning of what you are saying), you demand back at least half of your money, they tell you it is impossible, but they will send you one more young girl and you can take it or leave it, they send you what is indeed a girl, though a fat chick, and you are totally at the point of buzz kill, and don't really like fat girls, so instead you just drink a bunch of beer, which you have her keep bringing, play with her big **** a little bit, and talk to her about girls you want to bang in Tokyo.

[Drunken Cat]

You know shyt got real when you realize that not having a regular girl to have sex with since you stopped seeing the one you were regularly banging about 3 months has led you to start visiting various sorts of prostitution establishments.

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...

I have to drive all the way to Pennsylvania or upstate NY to buy ammo because there's a shortage in Jersey

[BostonGuy]

Shyt just got real when you're broke in Canada and resort to axin' a single mom for money....

[T.Horton]

Shyt just got real when you're broke in Canada and resort to axin' a single mom for money....

it was asking a 'friend' (her words) for a favour.

but phuck you.

[BostonGuy]

it was asking a 'friend' (her words) for a favour.

but phuck you.

I'm making light out the situation....It's (Boxingscene) topical humor; if you don't like it den don't spill your guts out on this stupid forum...

[T.Horton]

i am not offended. i had to give you some kind of response.