best thing about being a MAN

[Breakbeat]

i bet you get loads of girls with all your insults.

really, youre a bit annoying now breakbeat.

im not ugly. im not butch. im not stupid either. so back off, unless youd like to have an intelligent conversation with an amazing woman.

pfffft.

Prove it then............

[Porter's Dad]

Prove it then............

I've put my **** between her ****.

Don't hate me.

[vanilamilkshake]

She's my girlfriend.

Yes, she followed me onto here.

Yes, she's female.

Yes, she's hot.

Yes, she likes ****.

Yes, she's kickass.

Yes, we have fabulous, filthy sex.

Yes, she's not a nice big fat, plump ass.

Oh yes.

awww baby, you DO love me.

btw, you forgot feisty.

[Kris Silver]

Not having to spend 90% of your day bitching about others of the same sex.

It's a real time saver.

[Enayze]

She's my girlfriend.

Yes, she followed me onto here.

Yes, she's female.

Yes, she's hot.

Yes, she likes ****.

Yes, she's kickass.

Yes, we have fabulous, filthy sex.

Yes, she's not a nice big fat, plump ass.

Oh yes.

Do you share?

[Porter's Dad]

awww baby, you DO love me.

btw, you forgot feisty.

That's annoying, though.

Hey, I'm sorry I told you to take your hands off my balls when I'm sleeping. I mean, I find it hard to sleep and all, but I know you love doing that

I'm such a **** sometimes

Tell me why you love me and I'm amazing.

[Breakbeat]

I've put my **** between her ****.

Don't hate me.

Alts don't count!

[Porter's Dad]

Do you share?

With other women, yeah.

I lie. We are looking to get a threesome going, we're just scouring for the right woman.

I'll post your an excerpt from a hornacious PM we had a few days ago -

"Big oiled up latina ass bouncing on your
Dirty hard dick
Me running my wet tongue along her big thighs.

Sucking up

And sucking out your cum from her tight *****"

[vanilamilkshake]

With other women, yeah.

I lie. We are looking to get a threesome going, we're just scouring for the right woman.

I'll post your an excerpt from a hornacious PM we had a few days ago -

"Big oiled up latina ass bouncing on your
Dirty hard dick
Me running my wet tongue along her big thighs.

Sucking up

And sucking out your cum from her tight *****"

jesus christ soze.

and to think i was gonna say why i love you and think youre amazing.

posting a dirty pm isnt on the list. pffffft. this is when i get feisty

[mercadojglb]

another good thing about bein a man is nothing is being inserted in you

Prostate cancer check up