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Any of you guys ever bang a stripper?
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Originally posted by B.UTLER View Postlol Willy wanker don't know ****. Never go to backpage to get hookers. Very slim chance she's legit. Either she'll rob you, pics are not real, pics are real but she's 50 lbs heavier, she's got real diva attitude, police sting, and other horror stories..
Go to "legit" websites... I won't post here coz it's a "secret" where you can get the best hookers with real pics, recommendations, references, and what they do like do they allow bbbj, ****, etc..
You can't just look up a hooker on backpage and call her right away without screening her (google her name, phone number, images). I've called five different hookers and pics were all real never dealt with issues.
If you read my whole post instead of just the first sentence, you would see the "legit" site I recommended and it's not some big secret. Backpage is a good place to start, but the site I mentioned is the way to screen them and every hooker had reviews on the legit site I mentioned.
And if you get robbed by a hooker, you're a dumb mother ****er lol. You sound like you're talking from experience.
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Originally posted by Willy Wanker View PostI mentioned that at least half the ads on backpage are NOT legit. I just gave the guy advice because he mentioned backpage specifically.
You can't just look up a hooker on backpage and call her right away without screening her (google her name, phone number, images). I've called five different hookers and pics were all real never dealt with issues.
If you read my whole post instead of just the first sentence, you would see the "legit" site I recommended and it's not some big secret. Backpage is a good place to start, but the site I mentioned is the way to screen them and every hooker had reviews on the legit site I mentioned.
And if you get robbed by a hooker, you're a dumb mother ****er lol. You sound like you're talking from experience.
first of all, us bragging which one knows more about hookers is not really something to be proud of lol
nah, it's not erotic review.. never even heard of that site..
there is a forum where "hobbyist" discuss "providers (hookers), massage parlors, etc..
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site i was saying has reviews like this..
Date: 6/5/2017
Provider: Fluffy_Bunny
User ID:: Fluffy_Bunny
Phone: She will provide
Email Address: Fluffybunnycorii@gmail.com
URL / Website: xxxxxxxxx
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Outcall
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Bbbj...69...daty...russian...c g...k9 to completion
Session Length: Hour
Fee: $$$
Hair Color and Length: Auburn medium length with blonde streaks
Age: 28
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: -
Physical Description: short about 5'2 but stacked in all the right places thick thighs big **** and an ass to die for...big booty blue eyes and slim waist definitely not a bbw just thick in all the right places
Recommendation: Yes
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Date: 5/12/17
Provider: Natalia Mori
User ID:: 291780
Phone: after screening
Email Address: None
URL / Website: https://www.preferred411.com/P162033;
City: - Houston
State: - TX
Address: - Westchase
Appointment Type: - Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: - Yes
Activities: - bbbj, daty, standing bbbj, standing k9 in mirror, standing mish
Session Length: - 1 hr
Fee: - 300 rs
Hair Color and Length: - black, straight, to lower back
Age: - late 20's
Smoking Status: - N/A
Ethnic Background: - Latin/Ecuador
Physical Description: - Athletic latina around 5'5" with incredible curves. Great firm ass, tan lines, small landing strip, huge dd's, beautiful eyes, smooth skin, and just out-right SEXY!!
Recommendation: - Hell Yes!!!!!
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Originally posted by CatchAndShoot View PostYou ever been to Scores off Mannheim Rd? Heard they **** for the right price over there. Never tried.
She must've known that I was a first timer, she tried to sell me the VIP room and I was so down.
I think that was $1,300 for an hour. Wasn't even the most expensive thing either. I think she was just trying to hustle me cuz I struck her as a sucker, and she wasn't wrong.
I asked what we would do and the girl didn't say that we could fu*k, but she said we could get naked, which led me to believe that fu*king would be on the table.
Well I gave one of the managers my debit card and she comes back saying that it got declined cuz I had it set up to where any transaction over a certain amount will automatically decline. She said it was okay cuz all I had to do was call their 1-800 number and change my settings.
So I'm sitting here in this dark room with the stripper bouncing on my lap while the manager is shinning a flashlight on my card while I'm listening to this stupid automated 1-800 number where I have to dial a bunch of numbers to do what I want to do, and it's taking forever because I can't here **** over the loud music playing.
It got really awkward after a few minutes and I decided it was probably a sign from the stripper gods that I shouldn't drop $1,300 and I ended up turning it down.
Told my friends back at the table and they thought it was hilarious.
That story earned me a new nickname. From that moment on, I was known as 1,300. And then that evolved into 13K, cuz it sounds even funnier and more badass. I will never live that down.
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Originally posted by B.UTLER View PostDate: 5/12/17
Provider: Natalia Mori
User ID:: 291780
Phone: after screening
Email Address: None
URL / Website: https://www.preferred411.com/P162033;
City: - Houston
State: - TX
Address: - Westchase
Appointment Type: - Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: - Yes
Activities: - bbbj, daty, standing bbbj, standing k9 in mirror, standing mish
Session Length: - 1 hr
Fee: - 300 rs
Hair Color and Length: - black, straight, to lower back
Age: - late 20's
Smoking Status: - N/A
Ethnic Background: - Latin/Ecuador
Physical Description: - Athletic latina around 5'5" with incredible curves. Great firm ass, tan lines, small landing strip, huge dd's, beautiful eyes, smooth skin, and just out-right SEXY!!
Recommendation: - Hell Yes!!!!!
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Had a few casual strippers bang pals over the years and dated one for a few months, great sex and really fun chick to be around at least 70% of the time, but as with the majority of strippers there was a drug problem and a good bit of craziness when the sun went down, the perfect body and great sex really can only go so far before you realize it's time to run for the door !
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Originally posted by b morph View PostI went there. Actually the first strip club I ever went to. First girl that went up to me I took. Did just a regular $30 dance.
She must've known that I was a first timer, she tried to sell me the VIP room and I was so down.
I think that was $1,300 for an hour. Wasn't even the most expensive thing either. I think she was just trying to hustle me cuz I struck her as a sucker, and she wasn't wrong.
I asked what we would do and the girl didn't say that we could fu*k, but she said we could get naked, which led me to believe that fu*king would be on the table.
Well I gave one of the managers my debit card and she comes back saying that it got declined cuz I had it set up to where any transaction over a certain amount will automatically decline. She said it was okay cuz all I had to do was call their 1-800 number and change my settings.
So I'm sitting here in this dark room with the stripper bouncing on my lap while the manager is shinning a flashlight on my card while I'm listening to this stupid automated 1-800 number where I have to dial a bunch of numbers to do what I want to do, and it's taking forever because I can't here **** over the loud music playing.
It got really awkward after a few minutes and I decided it was probably a sign from the stripper gods that I shouldn't drop $1,300 and I ended up turning it down.
Told my friends back at the table and they thought it was hilarious.
That story earned me a new nickname. From that moment on, I was known as 1,300. And then that evolved into 13K, cuz it sounds even funnier and more badass. I will never live that down.
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