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3 Minutes in a cage with a fully grown tiger or lick the balls of a random guy

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  • #31
    derranged will fulfill his longtime fantasies of licking balls like there's no more tomorrow. i won't be surprised if derranged will also lick wet anuses as dessert.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by BrometheusBob. View Post
      10 seconds sounds like a goddam eternity to be licking balls
      But it actually is 10 seconds.

      Eternity is when that tiger rips out your entrails and slowly eat you starting from your azzhole.

      But I'm sure some thug life posters will rather go through that than lick some balls for 10 measly seconds

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
        That's on the thread starter.

        I'm walking out with a tiger rug, and some of y'all can play tickle the crown jewels.
        Lmao
        Is your life worth so little that you will die than just lick balls?
        Who will know?

        You know what it feels like to get eaten alive by a tiger?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by JasonBoxing View Post
          Lmao
          Is your life worth so little that you will die than just lick balls?
          Who will know?

          You know what it feels like to get eaten alive by a tiger?
          The guy who's balls you just licked?

          Listen guy, if you want to play ****** Jigsaw with this scenario, cool.

          I'll even extend a olive branch and be pragmatic.

          I'll end up being a meal for the tiger. Akunamatata, the circle of life, whatever.

          The ball washer brigade will be doing a service to some random dude, saving them a extra 10 seconds from washing their sack in the shower.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Julia Slobberts View Post
            Can you get blackout drunk before licking the balls so that you don't actually remember doing it?
            Let's face the facts, you would do it without being drunk..

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            • #36
              Here's hoping it's a baby tiger with a thorn in it's paw

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                • #38


                  I think i can shoulder roll a tiger strike.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
                    The guy who's balls you just licked?

                    Listen guy, if you want to play ****** Jigsaw with this scenario, cool.

                    I'll even extend a olive branch and be pragmatic.

                    I'll end up being a meal for the tiger. Akunamatata, the circle of life, whatever.

                    The ball washer brigade will be doing a service to some random dude, saving them a extra 10 seconds from washing their sack in the shower.
                    10 seconds isn't that long lmao, Dude you will seriously get EATEN ALIVE by a tiger rather than do 10 seconds of ball licking?

                    You know that speaks of lack of will power and determination right? You will rather DIE than show some strength and character? Lol

                    What if you had a daughter that depended on you to survive? You will rather let her starve and go into a life of drugs because your pride won't allow you to lick balls for 10 seconds?

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                    • #40
                      Fuwk it.

                      Let me lick 2 sets of unwashed balls. Finger some dirty butthole too while I’m at it.

                      Quote me on it.

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