Who started the myth asians have pencil d*ck

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Not all black men have big dick. I am living proof.

Well, that's honesty right there. Around here you could definitely have ridden the myth out to your advantage.

[jaded]

The small dicked Asian notion first gained notoriety during the Ming dynasty by the Emperor Hung Wei.

[Zaroku]

The small dicked Asian notion first gained notoriety during the Ming dynasty by the Emperor Hung Wei.

After he saw my kosher sausage penetrate Chinese poon!

God knows best! Luckily for me, Chinese welcome Jews real quick.

B.UTLER. You've been served. Next?

[Zaroku]

Well, that's honesty right there. Around here you could definitely have ridden the myth out to your advantage.

I've taken pretty black wimmin from lil sissy hoes. Nobody doubts this. Bad azz fine azz black wimmin. black and beautiful wimmin are cryptonite to me... I'm straight up powerless...

Yet, I'll smash and rip to shreds the avg lil puto up in here.

I'm in dire need of my cryptonite poon...

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I've taken pretty black wimmin from lil sissy hoes. Nobody doubts this. Bad azz fine azz black wimmin. black and beautiful wimmin are cryptonite to me... I'm straight up powerless...

Yet, I'll smash and rip to shreds the avg lil puto up in here.

I'm in dire need of my cryptonite poon...

You and me both, mane...

[Hype job]

Ahhhh if only Shaolin Sword was here to defend his people

[Zaroku]

Ahhhh if only Shaolin Sword was here to defend his people

I promised him a watch.. Expensive watch.. A gift from an OG =me



I'm not a young man, yet I ain't that old...

I'd dismember him and make other people cry about it...

I got it like that...

[DARKSEID]

Ahhhh if only Shaolin Sword was here to defend his people

The lounge is a better place with shaolin.

[Zaroku]

The lounge is a better place with shaolin.

Shabu and wimmin!! I'll hit you up before I get there.. I'll cover my nephew's flight(beercules) and prevent him from marrying that first tranny he meets on P Burgos street.. Shabu on you, but I'll pay...

You stuck with me homie. I know you got a driver, etc.. It's your world player.. Respect!

[WarVeteranO01]

The small dicked Asian notion first gained notoriety during the Ming dynasty by the Emperor Hung Wei.

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