Do you ever get a stiff one at work, gang?

[The Noose]

When i was 15 i spent most of my work experience wanking and smoking in the toilets. It was some fancy engineering company.

Now i work in a care home, so i can bash one out pretty much whenever i like.

[Sweet Pea 50]

The agent I work for has a big contract with Sutter Health, a hospital chain out here in Northern California.

Some of the interns and nurses that work at those places...JeeeezusMaaarynJoeeeeeseph.

Not to get too hyperbolic about it, but yes, there would be mass instances of me tongue punching the fart box, if such acts weren't frowned upon in public settings.