Happy Birthday Horus

[elfag]

On this day, many years ago, the son of God, Horus, was born to a virgin. Today we celebrate his birth.

[BodiesInFlight]

He was a douchebag in SG-1

[elfag]

He was a douchebag in SG-1

He was crucified and raised from the dead. Have some respect.

[squealpiggy]

You're wrong on all counts. Try not to get your knowledge from internet documentaries.

1. Horus was not born of a virgin, Horus' mother was Isis who reassembled her dead dismembered husband Osiris and copulated with him and that's how Horus was conceived (although there is a second form of the myth in which Horus was conceived before Osiris was murdered, but this still occurred in the usual sexy way).

2. The birth of Horus is not associated with any particular date, not even the Winter Solstice

3. Horus was not crucified, but Set does rape him and also steals and destroys one of his eyes. Horus pulls off Set's balls though.

4. Jesus didn't get his eye pulled out and wasn't bummed (unless that part was apocryphal) and at no point pulled off the Devil's goolies.

[squealpiggy]

But Happy Birthday Sir Isaac!

[MaD RoBoT]

he's still having a hard time to recover from the his boat investment scam