Football jokes Celtic Rangers any teams

[Mozza]

A typical hunish thing to say

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time

And I'll have just as much fun watching you make a pillock of yourself from time to time.

[The Gunner]

And I'll have just as much fun watching you make a pillock of yourself from time to time.

Calm down now son it was an obvious bit of bait/wind up. Lighten the **** up and get of your -

[sugarshanep4p1]

A typical hunish thing to say

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time



We know you dont care about anything except your smack wedgie

A wedgie lol nice insult....try and spell your insults right next time
Mark Kerr and Chris Maguire P4P worst street fighters ever 0-30 (30 ko)

[Vivid Intent]

The funniest Septic joke is them thinking they were gonna win the league this season

[The Gunner]

A wedgie lol nice insult....try and spell your insults right next time
Mark Kerr and Chris Maguire P4P worst street fighters ever 0-30 (30 ko)

A Rangers fan talking about street fighting? Thats a laugh considering we kick your fans all over Glasgow when we're down. Poor huns wont even let us out the stadium now untill they have a head start home.

[Mozza]

A Rangers fan talking about street fighting? Thats a laugh considering we kick your fans all over Glasgow when we're down. Poor huns wont even let us out the stadium now untill they have a head start home.

Aberdeen fans have never done anything of the sort. They throw bricks at buses in Aberdeen, that's about it.

[alza1988]

The next time some idiot tries to compare: HENRIK LARSSON (The king) to Brian Laudrup (Jim White's boyfriend - JWB)

Shoot them down with some of these facts

1. The King won 4 Scottish Titles.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 3.

2. The King won 2 Scottish Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 1.

3. The King won 4 League Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 2.

4. The King scored 2 goals in a UEFA Cup Final.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a UEFA Cup Final.

5. The King was part of a European Cup winning team.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a European Cup Final.

6. The King scored in the Champions League group stages every
season he was in them.
JWB never scored in the group stages of the Champions League. Not even once. Zero times.

7. The King won 2 Spanish League titles.
JWB lasted 2 Premiership games before quitting.

8. The King scored 242 goals in Scotland.
JWB never even got out of double figures.

9. The King won every available honour/award a footballer
can win in Scotland.
JWB did not.

10. The King won the European Golden Boot.
JWB did not.

11. The King is BRITAIN's top European goalscorer.
JWB is not even in the top 150.

12. The King was voted Sweden's greatest EVER player, ahead of
Llundberg, Ibrahimovic etc.
JWB was not even in Denmark's top 5 ever. He even finished below Erik Bo Anderson.

13. The King scored goals in World Cup 1994, World Cup 2002,
World Cup 2006 as well as Euro 2000 and Euro 2004. JWB never ever ever scored in an international tournament. Not even once. Zero times.

14. The King had a national campaign in Spain to get him to stay on at Barcalona.
JWB admits in his own words on the Huns website that he was a failure in Germany and England and that Italian football was not for him. WE ALL agree with him.

15. The King was awarded an MBE in Britain.
JWB was not.

16. The King was voted the greatest ever foreigner in Scotland
by the Scottish press.
JWB was not.

This subject should not even be up for discussion. Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings!!

[Mozza]

The next time some idiot tries to compare: HENRIK LARSSON (The king) to Brian Laudrup (Jim White's boyfriend - JWB)

Shoot them down with some of these facts

1. The King won 4 Scottish Titles.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 3.

2. The King won 2 Scottish Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 1.

3. The King won 4 League Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 2.

4. The King scored 2 goals in a UEFA Cup Final.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a UEFA Cup Final.

5. The King was part of a European Cup winning team.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a European Cup Final.

6. The King scored in the Champions League group stages every
season he was in them.
JWB never scored in the group stages of the Champions League. Not even once. Zero times.

7. The King won 2 Spanish League titles.
JWB lasted 2 Premiership games before quitting.

8. The King scored 242 goals in Scotland.
JWB never even got out of double figures.

9. The King won every available honour/award a footballer
can win in Scotland.
JWB did not.

10. The King won the European Golden Boot.
JWB did not.

11. The King is BRITAIN's top European goalscorer.
JWB is not even in the top 150.

12. The King was voted Sweden's greatest EVER player, ahead of
Llundberg, Ibrahimovic etc.
JWB was not even in Denmark's top 5 ever. He even finished below Erik Bo Anderson.

13. The King scored goals in World Cup 1994, World Cup 2002,
World Cup 2006 as well as Euro 2000 and Euro 2004. JWB never ever ever scored in an international tournament. Not even once. Zero times.

14. The King had a national campaign in Spain to get him to stay on at Barcalona.
JWB admits in his own words on the Huns website that he was a failure in Germany and England and that Italian football was not for him. WE ALL agree with him.

15. The King was awarded an MBE in Britain.
JWB was not.

16. The King was voted the greatest ever foreigner in Scotland
by the Scottish press.
JWB was not.

This subject should not even be up for discussion. Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings!!

Here's a fact for you - Rangers are the champions of Scotland, Celtic are not.