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  • People that post random bible quotes.

    You know the ones that aren't in any way shape or form profound.

    The lord casteth thy net into the ocean. Austin 3:16.
    Last edited by Mr Ehrmantraut; 03-01-2013, 06:19 PM.

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    Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
    Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
    [thinks]
    Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
    Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
    Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dr Rumack View Post
      Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
      Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
      [thinks]
      Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
      Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
      Homer: Yeah. Think about it.


      I was drunk as hell when i made this thread, but you get the point.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dr Rumack View Post
        Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
        Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
        [thinks]
        Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
        Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
        Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

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        • #5
          2 Kings 2:23-24 (New International Version)

          "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!"

          He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.

          Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."

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