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  • #61
    When your cousin hooks you up with a blind date that's fat and ugly

    Your flame counter comment doesn't go through because your Internet on your phone isn't in the area for service

    When you promise shots for 5 of your friends with $2.54 in the bank account

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    • #62
      You acting a fool at work for weeks and then the owner says that they can see and hear everything on the surveillance cameras even on their phone.

      When you gotta take a dump but someone is already taking one

      When you take 20min in the bathroom and some girls asks you where you been at

      When you struggle with 1 plate on bench press in front of your girl

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      • #63
        When you go to weigh in for your fight and yo fat a$$ is 15 pounds ovah the weight limit and yo realize ain't no way yo azz gunna weight drain no 15 ****in' pounds!

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        • #64
          You know shyt got real when...
          the person you just saw in the Burger King bathroom didn't wash his hands when he finished shaking his junk then when you go order your food you see him making your Whoper

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          • #65
            Originally posted by jose830 View Post
            You know shyt got real when...
            the person you just saw in the Burger King bathroom didn't wash his hands when he finished shaking his junk then when you go order your food you see him making your Whoper


            thats real lol

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            • #66
              You ask your girl for sex and she says she not in the mood so you beg her for a quickie.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Trigg Happpy! View Post
                You ask your girl for sex and she says she not in the mood so you beg her for a quickie.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Trigg Happpy! View Post
                  You ask your girl for sex and she says she not in the mood so you beg her for a quickie.


                  say word!!!

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                  • #69
                    When you've ran outa clean underwear, so you grab a pair of your woman's panties and put em on....

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by BostonGuy View Post
                      When you've ran outa clean underwear, so you grab a pair of your woman's panties and put em on....
                      What color were they BG?

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