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Old 08-03-2016, 03:42 PM #1
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Default Went into the city last night to pick up a prostitute.......

Well since I was banned for awhile, I've had some extra time to kill. This happened a few weeks back, but feel it needs telling.

I went strolling into downtown at around 3am smoking on a cuban with some 2pac blasting and the area was hot with cops like it always is during the summer.

I circled around a few blocks just to see who would pop up and saw this thick ass white girl up the street in some booty shorts and was about to holla at her, but a pig showed up out of nowhere and the girl ended up taking off the other way while the cop stopped his car and looked. Never seen her pop back up. Cop drove by and gave me a deep stare and I stared right back at him as we both went our separate ways. Drove around for a little longer to see if I could find her again, but never showed back up. It's now around 3:45am and I'm about to drive back home.

As I'm heading out of the city, I'm at a red light and I see someone running towards my passenger side waving their hands running as fast as they could. From a distance it looked like a female, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window. Usually hookers lean in the window and talk, but instead this one immediately opened up the door without talking , sat down, closed the door and said "that was close, they are everywhere today!" Hearing the voice, it was clear it was a man even though it looked like a woman in the dark. I said "are you a man" and he said "I am anything you want to be, baby". I then said "hell naw you gotta get the hell up out of here". He said "why? you don't like me or something, baby?". I said I only like real 100% women. He then said "look I really need this money tonight and I will even take $10". I then told him to get out of my car and he flat out said NO I'm not going anywhere.

I didn't even know the light had turned green until a car behind me blew his horn. So I started driving and ran into another red light up the street. I turned the music all the way down and said "I'm not going to tell you again, get your ass out of the car". He says "no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some money". So I reach for the glove box to open it up and he sees what I'm doing and tried to prevent me from opening it up. After the scuffle, I get it open and point the gun at him and he's screaming "don't shoot me, please I'm sorry I'll get out, just don't shoot me please." So I slow the car down, but it wasn't completely stopped and he opens the door and gets out and as he is leaving, I hit the gas and he ends up falling down and the door ends up closing itself. In the rear view I saw he rolled a few times while his luggage was tossed around as he was lying in the street.
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Old 08-03-2016, 03:43 PM #2
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Old 08-03-2016, 03:44 PM #3
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Old 08-03-2016, 03:48 PM #4
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Old 08-03-2016, 04:11 PM #5
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Obviously didn't know it was a man since it was dark. Realized as soon as I heard the voice.

Took the entire next day to get that awful smell out of my car.
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Old 08-03-2016, 04:21 PM #6
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Old 08-03-2016, 04:25 PM #7
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Old 08-03-2016, 04:34 PM #8
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I didn't point the gun to his head. I knew cops were lurking so I held and aimed it from my waist. That little fccker couldn't have been more than 5 foot 2, but he was strong as a ox because the light turned green again and I was struggling with him to get the glovebox open with one hand and and steering the car with the other.

It's crazy out here these days.
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I didn't point the gun to his head. I knew cops were lurking so I held and aimed it from my waist. That little fccker couldn't have been more than 5 foot 2, but he was strong as a ox because the light turned green again and I was struggling with him to get the glovebox open with one hand and and steering the car with the other.

It's crazy out here these days.


hard out here for a pimp.
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