Little help with marriage

[PAC-BOY]

I never been married. So I was wondering, with a lot of you married.
Maybe you could help.
What do you look for in a future wife?

A mistress! :ANYWORD:

[TBear]

I never been married. So I was wondering, with a lot of you married.
Maybe you could help.
What do you look for in a future wife?

Breasts are important. They really should have breasts.

[southpaw_07]

Here's a story:

[I]A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest ****.

that sounds like me

[atomicsad]

Thanks everybody for the answers. The funny ones and the serious ones. I am too young to get married but my older brother is getting married next week and the girl he's marrying seems perfect to me. I would marry her in a moment.

[katjack]

Don't rush, make sure she's a friend first.