Sexual attraction of girls vs. bad spelling?

I rip out her eyeballs and then cut her eyesockets into slits, and then **** her pretending she's Chinese.

No racism.

[Da Machine]

But you guys probably know by now that I've got a big thing about spelling and grammar. See, to me, it's just a very, very simple thing. It's a sign that says "I'm an adult, and when I read, it's not 'Barney Learns To Spell'." To me, that's just a basic given of an intelligent functioning adult. To 90% of you ****s it's one of the labours (labors, Fat Yanks) of ****ing Hercules.

Anyway, this girl asked me if I wanted some samosas. As I'd love to penetrate her in every orifice she has, I was delighted. Except she'd put an apostrophe in the word. I let it go. She's got lovely big boobs. So she carries on pming me. Then when I say thank you, I get "your welcome". Your. Your. Your.

I nearly got up out of my seat, ripped her hair out of her ****ing head, put her face into the screen until it cut her ****ing eyes out and then left her in an unconscious heap so lifeless you'd swear she was Ping Ping with a second to go in the sixth round. Little ****ing whore she is.

You use to many commas. It's painful to read.

[kadyo's]

Annie is one gory mofo, telling people about his morbid sexual fantasies on a bad spelling sexy girl.

Then again, I could care less.

[Derranged]

Just ask yourself "what would Danny "The Dish" Williams would do?"

[Sake1]

Girls tend to pay attention to their grammar when messaging/talking to me since I'm a grammar Nazi. They usually like it but, honestly, I'm aware it's also a bit annoying since I tend to correct people. I'm learning to hold back and let people make stupid, simple mistakes. Fuck it, to me it matters.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Your a funny guy and I like you're posts.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Some shameful members won't get this.

That's because their idiots.

You use to many commas. It's painful to read.

It's called English, darling.

[T.Horton]

It's called English, darling.

i wanted to tell him the same thing. i ran out of red k.

[I Love Jesus!]

It's called English, darling.

Hey welcome back fuk head. This place isn't as fun without you ya fat ****.