All you slags talk about is ****ing footy

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good chat about the beautiful game as much as the next man, but there are other matters that need to be discussed. What I'm saying is that it's a ****ing disgrace that it was left to me to post a thread about MILFtastic Carol Vorderman leaving countdown. One of you tarts should have been all over that. That is some serious news and you **** holes didn't even acknowledge it. Where the slag were you? Dreaming of making a thread about fat frank joining inter or posting in the tottenham thread most likely.

You've all let yourselves down. Go kick yerselves in the ****, you useless bunch of shagmonkeys.

[Don Gorgon]

I apologise Hoffmeister.

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/11397/guys2.jpg

The nation mourns. . . .

[TheHoff'sGhost]

That's what I'm talking about Donny. I'd love to give that MILF a portion.

[Don Gorgon]

That's what I'm talking about Donny. I'd love to give that MILF a portion.

http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygal...arol%20(6).jpg

you're not wrong there son!

[-CANE-]

I'd **** that piece of **** rigid.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'd **** that piece of **** rigid.

You'd be too busy posting about Tottenham to give her the seeing to she needs, you tart.

[-CANE-]

You'd be too busy posting about Tottenham to give her the seeing to she needs, you tart.

Love you too Hoffy yer slag.

[Southpaw Stinger]

When have you ever seen me post about ****ing footy, babes?

Me trousersnake and I are far too busy watching countdown to bother with such trivial things.

[oovavu]

I'd love a good chin-wag about ballet if you're uo for it hotstuff. Can't beat abit of swan lake.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

When have you ever seen me post about ****ing footy, babes?

Me trousersnake and I are far too busy watching countdown to bother with such trivial things.

Southpaw me dear, you and yer trousersnake are an exemplary example to all these young whippersnappers.

I'd love a good chin-wag about ballet if you're uo for it hotstuff. Can't beat abit of swan lake.

Let talk pirouettes!