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  • #31
    Originally posted by Beercules View Post
    So an electriction came by earlier today to do some wiring crap for my building, and one of the main power lines runs through my apartment.

    So he removes one of the ceiling tiles (my apartment has a drop ceiling)


    I left for a couple hours to hang out with Chipotle girl.

    Come back and I'm wondering where my cat is.

    The idiot somehow jumped up into the damn ceiling and when I try to get her out she tries to scratch me.


    This would only happen to me.
    You're not a ****ing cat person you MOOLIE! get a turtle or a goldfish. And fedex the darn cat to me!

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    • #32
      cats are fuking gay

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Beercules View Post
        I put on oven mitts and grabbed her ass. She is back to Earf
        well done sir, well done

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Mike D View Post
          face it dude the rest of your cat's existence will be spent in the ceiling

          that's his world now so get used to it

          may as well move the litter box, food dish, and water bowl up there right now
          Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
          Your cat doesn't want to come back down because you're a bigot, bruh.
          Originally posted by Szef View Post
          I got this, Beer.

          Originally posted by Lomasexual View Post
          This is your life now.

          This thread is great

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            So an electriction came by earlier today to do some wiring crap for my building, and one of the main power lines runs through my apartment.

            So he removes one of the ceiling tiles (my apartment has a drop ceiling)


            I left for a couple hours to hang out with Chipotle girl.

            Come back and I'm wondering where my cat is.

            The idiot somehow jumped up into the damn ceiling and when I try to get her out she tries to scratch me.


            This would only happen to me.
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            I made a little trail to where I can grab her with her treats lmao. I am so pathetic
            Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
            I'm drunk and I'm going to find Beers ****ty cat with the new Google Earf.

            Ha.

            I'm CIA now.
            Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
            Your cat doesn't want to come back down because you're a bigot, bruh.
            Originally posted by Szef View Post
            I got this, Beer.

            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            I put on oven mitts and grabbed her ass. She is back to Earf
            Originally posted by Lomasexual View Post
            This is your life now.


            That's fukin comedy gold. TEN STARS!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by SouthPawHitman View Post
              One of the many advantages of owning a well behaved pug
              Pugs suck fam. They fat lazy and out of shape.





              And they fart alot those lil fickers.


              But the hoes love em doe

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Teetotaler View Post
                Pugs suck fam. They fat lazy and out of shape.





                And they fart alot those lil fickers.


                But the hoes love em doe
                And their ****ing eyes pop out of the socket

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Beercules View Post
                  So an electriction came by earlier today to do some wiring crap for my building, and one of the main power lines runs through my apartment.

                  So he removes one of the ceiling tiles (my apartment has a drop ceiling)


                  I left for a couple hours to hang out with Chipotle girl.

                  Come back and I'm wondering where my cat is.

                  The idiot somehow jumped up into the damn ceiling and when I try to get her out she tries to scratch me.


                  This would only happen to me.
                  Originally posted by jreckoning View Post
                  How do you know she's stuck? Maybe she just wanna chill.

                  Or is she meowing for help then scratches you? LOL.
                  Originally posted by jreckoning View Post
                  I wouldn't question it. They like empty bags and ****. A ceiling is proly next level **** to them.

                  Or it could be bugs and mice and she's having a buffet up there.
                  Originally posted by Lomasexual View Post
                  This is your life now.

                  i thought she was waiting to watch you masturbate, the real ceiling cat

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