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An 19th century English Scholar ponders on why his girlfriend won't let him jizz on her face
Though a Lady of fair and pleasing countenance, our relations have reached a trifling crossroads. Namely, she is disinclined to let me expel my man's seed upon her brow.
One must assume that she is utterly against disassembling an image built on the basis of twenty and six years of genteelity in one act of dishonourable debauchery.
Sorry, I've been reading a book from this era and it's getting on my nerves, I knew there was a reason why I never read any classic literature, could the language be any more boring
Though a Lady of fair and pleasing countenance, our relations have reached a trifling crossroads. Namely, she is disinclined to let me expel my man's seed upon her brow.
One must assume that she is utterly against disassembling an image built on the basis of twenty and six years of genteelity in one act of dishonourable debauchery.
Sorry, I've been reading a book from this era and it's getting on my nerves, I knew there was a reason why I never read any classic literature, could the language be any more boring