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Old 04-13-2019, 06:15 PM #1
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This is the $6,000 Chinese ‘Sperm Extractor’ everyone is talking about

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While tonnes of you legends out there in the comments section have found breeding so easy you’ve done it by accident, there are more than a few people who, for whatever reason, haven’t been so lucky. To help with that, there’s now a whole range of ways to work around it. One of those is the old-fashioned sperm donation. Unfortunately, for those willing donors, it’s not as fun or sexy as it sounds. Yeah, nah, it’s way more medical than conjugal and even that poses problems for some blokes. Fortunately, the Chinese have a solution…

Now, let’s not joke ourselves here. This is exactly what it sounds like: a professional pulsating puśsy. Apparently, over in China, there are plenty of blokes who struggle with the necessary shuffle when they enter the clinic. Apparently, beating off into a plastic cup isn’t as horn-hardening as you’d think.

And that’s where the Automatic Sperm Extractor comes in. It kinda looks – as you can tell – like a mounted pocket *****, but it features a lubricated pipe which ‘resembles a female organ’ and a massaging motion to jerk off the donor.

The machine’s inventor, Ding Guijiang, told Reuters that, “Hospitals mostly use masturbation as their collection method without providing a venue or equipment. This makes collecting sperm on site very difficult.”

When describing how it works, he said, “First of all it simulates a female organ and then replicates the physical movements of sexual intercourse by moving back-and-forth.” That sounds about right.

Obviously, the footage seen online has provoked a fair whack of jokes on Twitter. One bloke even claimed the machine looks like a Dalek and joked, “Experminate! Experminate!”

Whether you see it as a good thing or a bad thing, it’s no wonder the machine hasn’t been shown doing the business, but with these on the market, we reckon we might be about to see a population boom in China!


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Old 04-13-2019, 06:27 PM #2
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This just tells me what I already know is gonna happen. In 20, 30 years only lame mfers gonna be f#cking real girls. There is gonna be super p#ssy having robot hoes to bang & not stress you the f#ck out. Real girls gonna have to get robot p#ssy additions to their regular old god-made p#ssy.

I personally can't wait for our new robot hoe overlords to come on the scene. Humans will make so much more progress without sexual bs & relationship bs holding us back & taking up so much of our time.
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Old 04-13-2019, 08:42 PM #3
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This just tells me what I already know is gonna happen. In 20, 30 years only lame mfers gonna be f#cking real girls. There is gonna be super p#ssy having robot hoes to bang & not stress you the f#ck out. Real girls gonna have to get robot p#ssy additions to their regular old god-made p#ssy.

I personally can't wait for our new robot hoe overlords to come on the scene. Humans will make so much more progress without sexual bs & relationship bs holding us back & taking up so much of our time.
The girl will have their cyborg D as well, as there are already prototype on the market. Dildo was like their "terminator arm" in T2. Human to human contact will be eliminated.
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:19 PM #4
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everyone isn't talking about this. i was at bingo today and there were at least 20 people not talking about it. where do you get your data?
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:22 PM #5
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:30 PM #6
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This just tells me what I already know is gonna happen. In 20, 30 years only lame mfers gonna be f#cking real girls. There is gonna be super p#ssy having robot hoes to bang & not stress you the f#ck out. Real girls gonna have to get robot p#ssy additions to their regular old god-made p#ssy.

I personally can't wait for our new robot hoe overlords to come on the scene. Humans will make so much more progress without sexual bs & relationship bs holding us back & taking up so much of our time.

"Robot Hoe overlords" hahhaahah
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:54 PM #7
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"Everyone"? Who are you talking to?

We're one step closer to sex robots, but I think we're still at least half a century away from having a believable sex slave.

Good news is it should be just in time for my retirement.
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All well and good until the day comes when robots have rights (trust me that’s coming) and anyone who used one of these will be hunted down as a sex offender.
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Gotta be a joke with them in a line like that? Too embarrassed to masturbate, but will stand in line getting jacked off by a robot?
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Take that Feminists...........

lol just kidding.
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