Six-Inch Eel Swims Into Man's Penis

[GOAT86]

It's always gotta be some dudes dick hole. Why can't it ever be a pu$$y?

Well said. But to be honest, they just don't tell it anymore. What do you think are all those female STD's??

[Flabulous]

I felt his pain while reading the story.

Btw you guys ever seen that porn clip where a girl tries putting a banana into a guys pee hole? Lol.

this post is useless without a vid.

[titanium]

good thing the eel did not have much girth

[Jabroni]

good thing pufferfish don't do that ****.

[Alx.]

jesus tap dancing christ that should be brutal, i'm never getting close to an eel again