Buffer or Lennon Jr. - which one would you bum the most?

[!! Anorak]

I used to think that Buffer was quite the dish, and hearing him shout out "let's get ready to rumblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" as he applied the **** lube would have been a treat. In contrast, Lennon Jr., God bless him, looked a bit like Data in that Next Generation episode "The Day The Entire Crew Caught AIDS".

But I'm just watching last night's Carl Frampton bout, and **** me if Buffer's face isn't one big liver spot right now. Grey (gray, Fat Yanks) men can be eye candy - just look at Clooney - but it's like the daft ****'s walking around with a silverfish on his fuckin' 'ead.

Sure, young Jimmy doesn't have as good a catchphrase, but I think these days I'd be happy to cum in his hand, as he gently brought me off with a "it's SHOWTIME!"


What about you guys? No ****.

[Beercules]

I'll go with the cougar Michael Buffer. He can cum in my arse.

[Spray_resistant]

Couldn't you have picked someone who is not fossilizing as we speak?

Its really disrupting my wank time.

[!! Anorak]

I'll go with the cougar Michael Buffer. He can cum in my arse.

Jesus Christ, way to queer up my thread FFS!

[Beercules]

Jesus Christ, way to queer up my thread FFS!

oooooopsie

[led]

If we look at it objectively, Buffer is sexier in every way. But I still root for Jimmy because his last name is Lennon.

[!! Anorak]

If we look at it objectively, Buffer is sexier in every way. But I still root for Jimmy because his last name is Lennon.

PRIME, sure. But he's 14 years older than Jimmy, and it's starting to show.

I bet if you bummed 70-year-old Buffer, he'd accidentally excrete on your bell end, going "sorry, it's my prostate".

[led]

PRIME, sure. But he's 14 years older than Jimmy, and it's starting to show.

I bet if you bummed 70-year-old Buffer, he'd accidentally excrete on your bell end, going "sorry, it's my prostate".

Honestly, its gross but seems exciting. :wank:

[Accountoffline]

Why not throw old Harold into the mix

[!! Anorak]

Why not throw old Harold into the mix

I was gonna do a routine there, but I'm feeling dry tonight. Maybe I'm still too sober right now.