Any of you ballers ever flown in a A380 plane???

[TBE Money Team]

I always go to the bathroom with my phone and jack off on long plane rides. Multiple times.

It's one of the best ways to past the time.

Why you wearing a doorag?

[DARKSEID]

Why you wearing a doorag?

Cuz I posted a picture with a beanie and people kept talking shlt about me wearing a dew rag, so I decided I would make it my profile picture lol

[PACnPBFsuck]

I been on the A380, its a nice plane, lots of leg room even in C class. Its nice when you have a 13-14 hour flight to Dubai or Abu Dhabi.

Respect boss man

[Szef]

I flew 1st class for the first time recently & outside of the leg room, a more normal distance from your fellow passengers, the cheerfulness of the attendants & the slightly better food it seemed overrated for the price.

Granted a bed & privacy might be well worth the price. Can f#ck if you brought someone or just jack off if your alone with a cloud level view in the background. Not sure there is a pricetag you can put on that experience at least once or twice in your life.

Did you jack off?

[Eff Pandas]

Did you jack off?

The Asian dude to my left destroyed my jackoff vibe or I woulda.

[BoxingFan85]

The Asian dude to my left destroyed my jackoff vibe or I woulda.

Should've asked him for a hand.

[Combat Talk Radio]

Meh. I guess I'm just not impressed compared to what USED to be the business.

[Eff Pandas]

Should've asked him for a hand.

It'd been like asking a midget to hold a totem poll. I don't think he'd have done a quality job.

Plus the privacy angle is key. I can only cum with an audience of one...or two in those old school for me now threesome situstions.

[Derranged]

I bet the toilets on that A class are immaculate.

I'd probably just sit on the toilet for the whole flight. Being the toilet connoisseur that I am, I always appreciate a nice throne.

Have you ever humiliated yourself in a Taco Bell bathroom? I already know the truth more or less.