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A Big **** Off Grizzly Bear Is In Your Path And Its Growling And Snarling As If Its Either Hungry And Wants To Eat Your Boney Ass Or Its Horny And Wants To Rape You...What Do You Do???
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21I Run Like A Bitch At The Risk Of Getting Eaten Or Raped By The Bear!38.10%8I Stand Still And Hope It Goes Away...28.57%6I Try Climbing Up A Tree Like Spider Man23.81%5I Pee My Pants...9.52%2The poll is expired.
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I'd do all of the above. Then get on my bike and smash, but apparantly they can ride bikes also
Last edited by BOXING 24/7; 06-21-2010, 05:32 PM.Comment
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you can't outrun a bear , they run as fast olympic sprinters.
you can't climb a tree , they'll still get you.
i vote pee your pants and hope the smell discourages them from eating you.Comment
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Your supposed to stand still and make yourself look bigger.
That's what your supposed to do. Bears won't attack you anyways, unless it has cubs nearby or your near it's food.Comment
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Right hook, roll under. repeat.Comment
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I'd pull my pants down, and do the helicopter w/ my wang.Comment
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The average human will probably try to run away. That would most likely be my first instinct. You won't be able to help it, you're gonna run even if you know it can catch you. You're not going to stay still.Comment
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