Holiday Tips from Left Hook Tua

[Left Hook Tua]

The best time to do a drive by or walk up is during Fourth of July. People are less likely to report a shooting because they automatically assume it's fireworks.

The best time to commit a home invasion robbery is Halloween. Everyone is use to opening the door for anyone plus you can wear a mask to cover your face the whole time.

The best time to vandalize a person's car or house or do something else bad to a person you dislike is around Christmas. Christmas is generally a fun time for people so it'll hurt the most plus if it's not a fun time for that person you dislike , Christmas is also the most depressing time for some people and it could drive them to commit suicide. Also the damages you do to their property will be extra costly because it'll either cut into their shopping budget or they just finished their shopping and have less money.


Happy Holidays Everyone.

[BattlingNelson]

Nothing happens here on July 4th and wtf is hellowein? Must be some fat yank traditions I guess.

[Left Hook Tua]

Nothing happens here on July 4th and wtf is hellowein? Must be some fat yank traditions I guess.

you don't know what halloween is?

people dress up in costume and knock on people's doors to ask for candy.

[Check]

Nothing happens here on July 4th and wtf is hellowein? Must be some fat yank traditions I guess.

Halloween is our best holiday. It is where already slutty girls dress up even sluttier or the girls that you want to dress slutty, do dress slutty. Tis' my favorite.

[Left Hook Tua]

Halloween is our best holiday. It is where already slutty girls dress up even sluttier or the girls that you want to dress slutty, do dress slutty. Tis' my favorite.

pretty much.

[Dick Buffman]

Holster time!

[Gorilla Dogs]

haloween SUCKS when its on a sunday

[Left Hook Tua]

Holster time!

remember , jacky.

if you shoot in the air , do it in a low income neighborhood.



don't be devaluing rich people's property values.

[Chups]

Any tips on Thanksgiving?

[Left Hook Tua]

Any tips on Thanksgiving?

no.

i make sure i'm home on thanksgiving.

thanksgiving is when my family does ham , turkey AND steaks or pot roasts at the same time.

gotta be there.