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  • is my milf neighbor a secret po_rn star or escort?

    backstory-

    i'm pretty familiar with my neighbors to my left, right, front-right, front-left (they're still new to the neighborhood tho), but the mysterious one is the one directly in front. my best friend used to live there until they moved like 3 or 4 years ago. it's a pretty nice house, has a pool and stuff too (unless they've altered it). another family lived there briefly, but i think they got foreclosed or something. then came along this woman and her two teenage kids about a year and a half ago.

    from what i and the surrounding neighbors have gathered, she is either rude or prefers to keep to herself. she never waves, says hi, introduces herself of anything of that nature. her kids typically do the same. it's somewhat awkward because it's a small street so when you're outside at the same time it's basically close enough to have a conversation without having to raise your voice by that much. i've never really gotten a good, long close look at her, but i'd say she's probably in her 30s or 40s? she's a total milf though, she has a nice booty and is pretty thick with big tits. she's white with dark hair. occasionally i'll see her in sweats and a wife beater but 90% of the time she's wearing what i would consider a sexy business attire type stuff, something a hot receptionist or assistant would wear. and she always wears high heels too, ALWAYS.

    ever since she moved here she's always had a nice car, it's an Audi and always the newest model, same color each time. just last night i saw her park her new 2017 model in the driveway. if i had to guess i'd say it's either an A6 or S6, which start at around 50 G's!

    but the most suspicious/telling thing of all is the odd times that she leaves her house. i've caught her leaving at random times throughout the night, but mostly between the hours of 4-5AM. sometimes 3 AM. her bright ass headlights shine through the window and wake me up if i'm not already awake. and yes, she's wearing those sexy outfits even at this time! and the time she comes home varies from day to day. her two sons are likely teens, maybe 15 or so? but i never seen them outside or doing anything really. the only time i've ever seen them outside is when they turn on the sprinklers or take out the trash, or when they walk home from school.

    i don't think she has anything personal against us or anything but i do know she hates the neighbors to her left (my front-right). the signs have always been there. i can tell because her neighbors are mexican, so naturally they have 10+ cars and love parking them everywhere on the street. occasionally they park their sedan in front of the milf's house and for some reason that really pisses her off even though it's a public curb. on trash day, for instance, she spreads all 3 trash cans so far apart on the curb, basically telling them to stop parking there. and a couple of times she literally had her son put the trash cans (all 3) to the SIDE of the neighbor's car if it's already parked there. I don't mean in front or in back, but literally the DRIVER's SIDE of their car (blocking entrance into the car), even though she had plenty of room to put it in front of their car.

    these are just some observations that i've made, i'm thinking about buying some binoculars and getting to the bottom of this. the end game being me finding out her name, which will lead to her porn name, which will ultimately lead me to pleasuring myself to her videos.

  • #2
    You've been watching her all these time but forgot to take a pic

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    • #3
      pix or it didn't happen..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by flipbjefrox View Post
        You've been watching her all these time but forgot to take a pic
        how am i supposed to take a pic of her?? she's hardly ever outside, she only comes out to get into her car and takes off.

        she reminds me somewhat of a gianna michaels but more feminine in the face and less of a porn star look to it. and her hair is typically either down or in a ponytail.

        i'm trying to think of what body type she resembles most.

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        • #5
          Go find a girl instead of fapping to fantasies.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Paulie Walnuts View Post
            Go find a girl instead of fapping to fantasies.
            but is she a pron star or not?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tago Nang Tago View Post
              but is she a pron star or not?
              Send a letter to her house offering her work and provide a number and/or an email address for her to contact. Then you'll find out.

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              • #8
                Probably not or you would have recognized her

                And she probably doesn't want to talk to you guys because she sounds like someone who has her sh.it together and you come across as a lame creep.

                No squares in the circle winners

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by R_Walken View Post
                  Probably not or you would have recognized her

                  And she probably doesn't want to talk to you guys because she sounds like someone who has her sh.it together and you come across as a lame creep.

                  No squares in the circle winners
                  i don't care about talking to her, but a wave or something so it's less awkward would be nice.

                  and i only watch amateur pr0ns so i wouldn't know.

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                  • #10
                    A few years back I had a neighbor (4 houses down) and everyone suspected he was a drug dealer! Mother was a good looking MILF her teenage son was the suspected drug dealer. he was arrested several times as a juvenile. Mom got older and she was no longer hot. But her son now was in his 30's. He had a girlfriend about 24-25 years. Green eyes, long blond hair about 5'2" 110 lbs and an obvious boob job. She would walk her dog up and down the street in the early evening right before sundown always wearing daisy dukes or tight gym shorts. The best part was when she picked up her dogs business. Soon I realized I was not the only dad pretending to water the grass or other yard work. One day as she passed I looked at my neighbor and said "God Bless her!"

                    I must have said it too loud because she turned and said "You old guys are cute! too bad you are all married!"

                    Son eventually got caught and went to prison. Milf and girlfriend moved out and sold the house. Damn police!

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