[PLEASE HELP] What would you rather have first thing in the morning coffee or sex?

[triggerhapppy]

Some of you might think I stupid but I rather have coffee first thing in the morning than sex. I don't feel sexy when I wake up so why should I have sex with my bad morning Breath. How about you guys?

[squealpiggy]

Some of you might think I stupid but I rather have coffee first thing in the morning than sex. I don't feel sexy when I wake up so why should I have sex with my bad morning Breath. How about you guys?

What are you, a girl?

[TRAV1$]

Trigger, are you telling me that if your mrs stuck her toes in your mouth early in the morning, you wouldn't suck on those bad boys?

[Derranged]

I can't function for **** without coffee in the morning. I'd have a harder time getting it up and the girl is usually dry as fuck. Of course there's artificial lube but still, I'd prefer to wake up properly first.

[TRAV1$]

I can't function for **** without coffee in the morning. I'd have a harder time getting it up and the girl is usually dry as fuck. Of course there's artificial lube but still, I'd prefer to wake up properly first.

What a grizzly tale.

[Termite]

Some of you might think I stupid but I rather have coffee first thing in the morning than sex. I don't feel sexy when I wake up so why should I have sex with my bad morning Breath. How about you guys?

not some. only noobs do....eventually theyll discover that ur a stupid gay...and sensitive black man.

[Derranged]

What a grizzly tale.

?????????????

[BetterCallSaul]

I only feel like sex in the morning if I've got morning wood (which is probably 3 out of 7 days).

If I'm not in a sexy mood, my girl will usually just w*nk me off as we watch funny youtube videos or something.

[TRAV1$]

?????????????

Peace and love, my Italian neighbour.

[T.Horton]

this is honestly a tough one. lmao. I can't believe that i am actually writing this.