I'm creating a startup company called "Paid To Wank"

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It will be a giant warehouse where everyone gets paid to literally "wank."


That is it.

Paid to wank launching November 2016.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

how do you turn a profit?

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how do you turn a profit?

Sponsored by ****hub and other wank sites.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

Sponsored by ****hub and other wank sites.

how do you get people in the door?

[Beercules]

I'm there. Can we also set up some sort of sperm donation company to pay us for our jizz?


Might as well right?

[Willy Wanker]

Sign me up, niggga.

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how do you get people in the door?

Unlimited FREE 4K Ultra HD **** 24/7.

[COVID-19]

I'm there. Can we also set up some sort of sperm donation company to pay us for our jizz?


Might as well right?

Good idea! All anonymous so you won't have any 18 year old sons/daughters on your doorstep later in life.

[Beercules]

Good idea! All anonymous so you won't have any 18 year old sons/daughters on your doorstep later in life.

Ill still disown them