So do you think Jesus loved c.ock or what?

[!! Anorak]

Honestly, what kind of guy is friends with a prostitute and doesn't even ask for a blowie, then has his final meal with 12 blokes? Was he just performing rim jobs or what?


I honestly think that when he was dying on the cross, he wasn't being crucified, he'd just forgotten the safe word.

[Ruthless One]

I wonder if Mary Magdalene was hot

[Beercules]

Annies avi lmaooooooo

[Cutthroat]

Sounds legit, the last supper, aka the last orgy?

These prophets are pretty suspect, Muhammad was also admitted to being a tranny:

“O Um Salama! Do not hurt me with Aisha; for by Allah, the inspiration did not descent on me while I was in the coverings (lihaf) of any of you (women) except Aisha.”

[The Noose]

Jesus was all about love. I think it was in his contract he had to love everything, including c0cks.
I wonder what he thought about ballbags. Everyone is critical of Gods ballbag design, i just wonder if Jesus also felt it was a rush job.

[Pretty Boy1]

I wonder if Mary Magdalene was hot

I wonder if Mary Magdalene had a cock

[SterlingStained]

Annies avi lmaooooooo

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[SterlingStained]

if jesus is real,

then he had children.

otherwise there would be no da vinci code.


i trust tom hanks.

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But can he beat Bruce Lee in a fight?

[Weltschmerz]