Do you know anyone who would stuff their pants with socks

[Willy Wanker]

I know one now

Same here.

I can't believe King Meat would stoop so low.

[TJ highway]

[Ruthless One]

So, how about when you're about to score and the girl finds out you've been faking your dick size?

[Jc8804]

So, how about when you're about to score and the girl finds out you've been faking your dick size?

The point is getting her there with no work needed. She did all the work on her own to put her self there. Dont talk about your size. Just be confident and relaxed and smile. Walk around like you own the room.

Numbers game. 20 woman in a room ,3 to 4 wanna fck you without you putting an effort other than walking around with a smile. They will take a peek and be like damnnnnn.

They will approach you , they will tell a friend. They will also double take. Just have fun and observe it all.

When its time to get laid , they put themselves there , take the ez work and bust a nut.

[COVID-19]

The benefit of skating is that my inner thighs have got bigger and this pushes my junk forward into a more prominent position.

[i_am_a_champ]

Would it be better to stuff your wallet and have thousands of fake notes popping out. Would that work?

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Nah, if you keep their expectations low, they'll never be disappointed.

[Jc8804]

Any updates ?

[B.UTLER]

Lmao hahahaha wouldn't you look like a freak with two d1cks. One long and one short

[LoadedWraps]

Walk around with a bulge.

I knew a friend who went to the adult store and bought a 10 inch dildo strap on and would wear it when he went to work out or go clubbing. He would adjust it to his left thigh .


It was 6 inches in girth . Shht was a crazy attention grabber.

Sounds like a pathetic loser to me. Be proud of your own slut hammer, don't go posing with a fake bulge that isn't 100% flesh of your own body.

Hilarious about the 6 inches though, considering I am 6 inches thick as well.

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