Funny Joke, lolz

[sultanisking]

Three cows on a meadow:
Says the first cow, "Moo!"
Says the second cow, "Moo!"
The third cow says: "Moo, moo!"
then the first cow shoots the third.
the second cow Asks: "Why did you do that?!?"
The first cow says, "she knew too much ..."

[sultanisking]

Finally...

What does a banana and an apple have in common?
They are both bananas apart from the apple.

[sultanisking]

Why did the boy decide to take the longer route home?

To avoid confronting a gang of bullies that have been crippling his emotional development that may well lead to gender identity issues in the future.

That has to be one of the best

[Martian]

Not going to lie some of these jokes are hilarious. 3 Years ago now, wow

[Pretty Boy1]

I've never seen this thread before today!! Where is sultanisking now? He and Dorian were tearing this thread up with their jokes!!

[OnlyBeingHonest]

Why did the girl drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

I was having a bad day, but this joke gave me life.

[Zaroku]

What do you get when you mix a ***** & a potato?

A D I C. K tater...

[alza1988]

A 7 year old and his 5 year old brother are in their bedroom and the 7 year old says...
'You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. Tomorrow morning we'll go down for breakfast, I'll swear then you go next'.
'Ok' said his brother.
The next morning the mum asks what they want for breakfast.
'I'll have coco pops, b***h' said the 7 year old.
With a WHACK, he flies out of his chair crying his eyes out.
The mum turns to the 5 year old and says sternly, 'and what about you?'
'I dunno' says the 5 year old, ' but it won't be ****ing coco pops'.

[alza1988]

A cowboy and an Indian are riding horseback.

The Indian stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground.

He looks up at the cowboy and says, "Buffalo come".

The cowboy looks around and then back at the Indian. "How the hell do you know that?"

The Indian replied, "Ear sticky".

[Redsox]

what did donald trump say to the stonemason?
build that wall.
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
it didn't need to get to the other side.
what is hillary clinton's favorite instrument?
trumpet.
what is monica lewinski's favorite instrument?
bill clinton's cigar.
who is jussie smollett's hero?
walt disney.