How do I cheat a drug test?

[The Tase]

used it and got tested in labcorp and passed.

it comes with a heating pad. buy an extra one in the grocery store just in case the heating pad it comes with doesnt work. go to the bathroom, put the heating pad on the bottle and stuff it in your junk. might have to wear an extra pair of undies just in case it gets too hot.

remember the timing. you dont want the bottle going cold so when you put that heating pad on make sure you are gonna get tested right away.

[jaded]

Man I'm worried that even taped to my leg it won't set off the temp tester. I guess I'll just have to try.

And yes, everyone should be able to lay off smoking for a month. I didn't actively search out this position. I was surprised with an interview offer that a friend set me up with.

Imagine if it started leaking during your interview and you stood up appearing to have pissed your pants.