When you are relaxed, which way does it lean?

[TJ highway]

He kinda just hangs there (swinging from side to side)! I call him my lazy dog!

But when he is awaken, he pops up at attention Like a USMC Private First Class!

[Willy Wanker]

I'm a lucky lefty, bruv.

[b Murphington]

I'm gonna answer with a quote from Liar Liar: "Short, shriveled, and to the left."

[LoadedWraps]

I'm gonna answer with a quote from Liar Liar: "Short, shriveled, and to the left."

lmao. When does he say that? Been years since I saw that movie.

[b Murphington]

lmao. When does he say that? Been years since I saw that movie.

He's walking around the law firm looking all depressed cuz he fu*ked up again with his kid. One of his colleagues goes up to him and cheerfully asks, "Hey Reed! How's it hangin?"

And he goes short, shriveled, and to the left. His colleague has a puzzled look on his face like, did he really just say that?

And you know he was telling the truth cuz he was still under the spell!

[LoadedWraps]

He's walking around the law firm looking all depressed cuz he fu*ked up again with his kid. One of his colleagues goes up to him and cheerfully asks, "Hey Reed! How's it hangin?"

And he goes short, shriveled, and to the left. His colleague has a puzzled look on his face like, did he really just say that?

And you know he was telling the truth cuz he was still under the spell!

you remember this in detail, oh lawd.

[b Murphington]

you remember this in detail, oh lawd.

Lol. Digging for gold looking for this one huh? Yeah man. Mr. Reed was a bad father.

*just had sex with the hot colleague*

She goes, “that was incredible! Was it good for you?”

Replies, “I’ve had better.”

*shocked look on his face, like omg, did I really just say that?*

[LoadedWraps]

Lol. Digging for gold looking for this one huh? Yeah man. Mr. Reed was a bad father.

*just had sex with the hot colleague*

She goes, “that was incredible! Was it good for you?”

Replies, “I’ve had better.”

*shocked look on his face, like omg, did I really just say that?*

That one I remember lmao. Good stuff.

[Vasyl’s dad]

Not really a leaner. More of a retreat back into its shell kind of guy, like a turtle. Sad thing is, I was circumcised. Its bad when I have to piss. My nuts get pissed on and it dribbles off the bottom of my sack. So I pretend Im a cat. If I fits, I sits.

[b Murphington]

Not really a leaner. More of a retreat back into its shell kind of guy, like a turtle. Sad thing is, I was circumcised. Its bad when I have to piss. My nuts get pissed on and it dribbles off the bottom of my sack. So I pretend Im a cat. If I fits, I sits.

Same. When it’s soft I can push it to go inside. Then it stays like that for a little until the physiological nature of the c0ck starts to work its magic and it starts creeping out of the shell. It’s fun to watch.

Playing with your c0ck is a lot of fun.