My wife’s ex co worker, a decent looking young woman...

[Zaroku]

I'll marry her as long as she's willing to bulk up and take mma classes

I gotta get some video of her pole dancing... it’s on my old iPhone, and I don’t have a SIM for it anymore.

Not sure if she can bulk up.

[Zaroku]

Tell her to invite him to Japan and while he's there, she can charm him. If that doesn't work, tell her to get knocked up.

That’s kinda her goal, get knocked up. Crazy. Her mom told her she’s getting old, etc.. get married while you can, etc. Japanese/jewish mother BS, lots of pressure. Sh@izat flows from mom to daughter, from daughter to unsuspecting male target.

Hopefully, he won’t be the deer in the headlights??

[Zaroku]

It depends how pristine her vag is... if top notch, just straight up make an offer the guy can’t refuse.

That image pretty much encapsulates everything that’s going on with that crazy chick, and dorky white guy!

[Zaroku]

Tough position, kind of a lose-lose situation.

You help her achieve her goal, you throw him under the bus.

You warn him before hand, she'll notice him distancing and will know you told him about her plan.

Only real way to know how he feels about her is getting to know him and casually talking about her with him...see what pops up.

Sorry I don't have better advice Z...you're in quite a pickle

He needs to avoid the man trap. She is steady plotting and scheming.. hopefully, he has his Houdini escape skills honed, he’s gonna need them.

This girl married my best buddy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiQ6bR...o_Vc5M&index=3

[R01]

I’d keep smashing it as a back up, if I didn’t find another broad to smash on a night out drunk.

[Zaroku]

I’d keep smashing it as a back up, if I didn’t find another broad to smash on a night out drunk.

It could blow up in his face, they work for the same company, and if she flips out, she could do crazy Japanese girl stuff.

[R01]

It could blow up in his face, they work for the same company, and if she flips out, she could do crazy Japanese girl stuff.

If she flips out..odds are she’s the one who gets escorted out and loses the job.

[Zaroku]

If she flips out..odds are she’s the one who gets escorted out and loses the job.

Hopefully. But, a lot of weak dudes tend to always believe a crying Bish, over a calm guy. Emotions are often more important than logic.

[Zaroku]

Beercules. Did you see that weird email I wrote for that psycho Japanese chick.... how embarrassing.

Now my wife Toki, is correcting it, to put even more pressure on the xxxxx white dude.