[LMAO!] World's Worst Pizza Delivery Driver Shows Up 90 Minutes Late, Stabs Customer

[-MEGA-]

You just cant make this crap up...



Talk about adding insult to injury.

When ordering a pizza, hungry customers generally expect that their food will be delivered hot, intact, and within a reasonable time frame. But apparently those expectations proved too much for a delivery driver in Covina, Calif. over the weekend.

According to NBC Los Angeles, 31-year-old Domino's Pizza employee Michael Charles Parker showed up 90 minutes late to a customer's house on Saturday night. It was then that police say "an altercation ensued over the delivery time" and Parker stabbed the 20-year-old customer, who sustained serious but not life-threatening injuries to his neck, hands, and wrists.

A less calm and collected delivery driver may have freaked out and fled at this point, but not Parker: After the stabbing he returned to his place of work, where he was soon arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. No word on whether or not the customer ever got to enjoy his pizza, which was probably quite cold by then. Parker was released on $30,000 bail and is expected in court in March.

In a statement to NBC, Domino's denied any knowledge of the situation, with a spokesperson saying, "All the stores in California are owned by independent franchisees and because we have no information, we can’t provide comment other than to say we are shocked by the allegation and hope the customer is OK." The store could not be reached for comment.

It's certainly not the first time the quest for a pizza has ended in violence: Last year in Kentucky, a delivery driver who was stabbed and carjacked still managed to complete his delivery before collapsing in the ER (thankfully, the pizzas were going to a hospital). And just last month in Ohio, a very unlucky delivery driver was shot in the leg when a customer's dog somehow managed to fire a gun.


http://www.eater.com/2016/1/4/107084...stabs-customer

[Willy Wanker]

What an assh*le.

I wonder if he still expected a tip.

[2ofEverything]

What an assh*le.

I wonder if he still expected a tip.

Probably pulled a tip for himself out of the guys wallet.

[El-blanco]

I'm laughing at the customer whose dog fired a pistol, wtf

[Beercules]

[Robbie Barrett]

You just cant make this crap up...



Talk about adding insult to injury.

When ordering a pizza, hungry customers generally expect that their food will be delivered hot, intact, and within a reasonable time frame. But apparently those expectations proved too much for a delivery driver in Covina, Calif. over the weekend.

According to NBC Los Angeles, 31-year-old Domino's Pizza employee Michael Charles Parker showed up 90 minutes late to a customer's house on Saturday night. It was then that police say "an altercation ensued over the delivery time" and Parker stabbed the 20-year-old customer, who sustained serious but not life-threatening injuries to his neck, hands, and wrists.

A less calm and collected delivery driver may have freaked out and fled at this point, but not Parker: After the stabbing he returned to his place of work, where he was soon arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. No word on whether or not the customer ever got to enjoy his pizza, which was probably quite cold by then. Parker was released on $30,000 bail and is expected in court in March.

In a statement to NBC, Domino's denied any knowledge of the situation, with a spokesperson saying, "All the stores in California are owned by independent franchisees and because we have no information, we can’t provide comment other than to say we are shocked by the allegation and hope the customer is OK." The store could not be reached for comment.

It's certainly not the first time the quest for a pizza has ended in violence: Last year in Kentucky, a delivery driver who was stabbed and carjacked still managed to complete his delivery before collapsing in the ER (thankfully, the pizzas were going to a hospital). And just last month in Ohio, a very unlucky delivery driver was shot in the leg when a customer's dog somehow managed to fire a gun.


http://www.eater.com/2016/1/4/107084...stabs-customer

[SkillspayBills]

I need to go find the story about the dog firing that gun. That sounds like a massive laugh.

[-MEGA-]

I need to go find the story about the dog firing that gun. That sounds like a massive laugh.

This canine is definitely not man's best friend.

Dogs are said to be man's best friend, but that old adage didn't ring true for a young delivery driver in Ohio last week. According to the Toledo Blade, 18-year-old Ryan Brill was delivering food for Wild Wings n Things — a restaurant that serves wings and uh, other things — when he was shot. The perpetrator wasn't an armed robber or a hangry customer, however: Rather, it was the customer's canine companion.

The blade explains that customer Anthony Wulf placed his gun on a table before answering his door to greet Brill and get his food. Wulf says that his dog then knocked the gun to the floor, causing it to fire and hitting poor Brill in the leg. To Wulf's credit, he quickly ushered the delivery driver inside, performed first aid and called the police; no word on whether or not the dog made any effort to help, though its tail was almost certainly between its legs.


http://www.eater.com/2015/12/7/98661...freak-accident

[Weltschmerz]

What really happened was that the pizza wasn't sliced.