America's New $13Billion Carrier

[Mooshashi]

I heard. It was originally designed for use in Afghanistan which seems like a very bad idea. They dumped the project and someone picked it up over there. It is just a big blimp, isn't it?

It's lifted by helium......which is in short supply worldwide. They spring a leak in the thing and it's game over.

Only moves at 90mph, btw. Can rise up to only 16,000 ft. Must a real fun in a storm.