2 girls walk up to you and say...

[GT-R]

Angle slam both of them on my bed.

i would torture rack those hos

[EngorgedW/K.O's]

tell them to gtfo and find a stripper with a kid so you can spend a gran shoppin on without getting any and wonder if you should still call her tomorrow.

Haha, poor Mike Tyson.

[EngorgedW/K.O's]

Thank you , El Cabron

[SplitSecond]

direct'em down a dark alley and rape'em

[Kurt Angle]

or give them some HGH so they can have a neck bigger than their entire body like yourself and shave their heads bald. Now that's a situation!

Reported and Red K given.

[EngorgedW/K.O's]

direct'em down a dark alley and rape'em

lmfao!! green K!

[Mersey]

Tell them you're too tired to talk because you already fucked every girl in your town tonight.

[EngorgedW/K.O's]

Tell them you're too tired to talk because you already fucked every girl in your town tonight.

what if they counter that and say, "well, you didn't fuck us, and well... since yesterday, we are part of this town, ah well, too bad your tired, cya!" and they dissapear.

[deliveryman]

I would ask them where they were from, crack a joke or 2, and tell them that you were going to (insert night club here), and that you should meet up later on if they wanted.

[MANGLER]

"Hi, we are new to town, were some single ladies looking for a night club to meet some new people. Any ideas on where we could go?"

Now that's a situation.

How do you respond?

(Remember, their hot and single)

Invite em to my homey's house. :mangler: