If you converted to Islam, what new name would you give yourself?

[Bobby Deez]

Camel ****er bin suicide vest.

[Zaroku]

Abdul Shag in hoes

Or in English

Slave to ****ing hoes!

[krazyn8tive]

Great name!

Butler would be,

IdoLuubAhungstud ibn Janitor!

[Zaroku]

Camel ****er bin suicide vest.

Good one, this is getting funny...

[Rockybigblower]

Prince Naseem Mohammed

[Zaroku]

Abdul smash’im skankyhoes

Or

Slave to smashing skanky hoes

Alixkid would be

Abdul lil ibn big salaaami!

Abdul-alexkid ibn big saalaaamii

Alexkid slave and son to big salami!

[Rip Chudd]

Cassius Clay

[Rockybigblower]

Staying topical...
Fatima Lemuiex
Meaning...David can't make weight.

[Zaroku]

Robert De Niro on Muslim names SNL

Here you go. De Niro

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/08d...-from-thaffner

[Zaroku]

Staying topical...
Fatima Lemuiex
Meaning...David can't make weight.

Funny, but true.