Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

Banged a fat bitch earlier this evening. Then I listened to her judge me for being "too shallow" and looking for a "trophy girlfriend". I mean she has a point but fuck her. She's fat, I'm not. I win. That's the first and last time I see her.

Crikey, from behind I caught a whiff of wicked butt and cheddar. I should have punched her in the back of her head.

[Derranged]

[Derranged]

Although fat girl has a point. I'm 31 and have no idea what I want from life. I tell you what I DON'T want anymore, however: Fat girls. I've been saying that for ten years.

[Glamour Puss]

A drunk jew banging a porker. That's the joke.

[Danny Gunz]

My body was not ready for this past week. I drank so much and ate so much.

[Bretty Poy32]

A Drunk porker banging a Jew. thats not the joke.

[Derranged]

A drunk jew banging a porker. That's the joke.

You're a Hasidic Jew who is arranged to marry a porker. Tell me where the wedding is taking place so I can go there and laugh at you without mercy.

[My Name Is...]

Warm beer is absolutely horrendous.....

But it's all I got left, and Im already ****ed up.

**** it, warm beer it is!

[Bretty Poy32]

you should try boiled beer.
you will no longer feel fear.

[StarshipTrooper]

But it's all I got left, and Im already ****ed up.

**** it, warm beer it is!

Ever heard of something called a "refrigerator"? :thinking9:

Poet