What would you do If some gave you a fuсking Ultimatum like this shіt?

[PВ32]

One or the other, or your tortured brutally for 3 days then shot in the face with a shot gun.

Option 1. You must be buried alive for 3 days with nothing but 1L of water and the coffin is full of dog shіt, you must live off eating that dog shіt.

Option 2. You must lie tied down to a bed for 48 hours bollock naked, with a fresh hot piping cow shіt nestled nicely on your face, covering it completely.

What would you do? Poll to follow.

[Boxin']

Option 2 is the only one that sounds like a fun time.

I dont wanna die, and im allergic to dogs(and their ****)

[DARKSEID]

i would bite my tongue off and bleed to death

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

Option 2, but only if it comes directly from the cow



your a sick fuck rich

[PВ32]

i would bite my tongue off and bleed to death

Thats not an option.

[DARKSEID]

Thats not an option.

I would do it no matter what option I chose

I'd rather not be covered in **** and suffucating for 3 days before I die, thanks. But i'm biting my tongue off.

[Sick/]

option 1 would kill.



option 2 is good