There is a saying here in Australia: "It smells like something crawled up your arse and died."
I once told a girl that if anything did crawl up her arse and die, to leave it there - because it could only improve on the smells which came out of her.
i didnt think ones gender made farting more tolerable.
course it does, a guy can tell a girl that they need to gas, but a girl usually wont tell a guy she needs to gay, normally she will just say i need to go toilet.
i always say it joking it, like haha, you would never do that infront of me. i would not be happy. i wouldnt be happy, and i wouldnt do it infront of her, but i might tell her i got gas, she might think burp.
they word fart is unacceptable too. i girl once burped in my face and i felt like punching her.
course it does, a guy can tell a girl that they need to gas, but a girl usually wont tell a guy she needs to gay, normally she will just say i need to go toilet.
i always say it joking it, like haha, you would never do that infront of me. i would not be happy. i wouldnt be happy, and i wouldnt do it infront of her, but i might tell her i got gas, she might think burp.
they word fart is unacceptable too. i girl once burped in my face and i felt like punching her.
Do you just get absolutely shit-faced hammered drunk before you post? Just wondering.
Do you just get absolutely shit-faced hammered drunk before you post? Just wondering.
i do sport, i dont drink. whats weird about the last post?
i do sport and i wouldnt be suprised if you were over weight or pedo 1punchkayo, or both. that romanian looking white dude with big red lips and a big nose.
course it does, a guy can tell a girl that they need to gas, but a girl usually wont tell a guy she needs to gay, normally she will just say i need to go toilet.
i always say it joking it, like haha, you would never do that infront of me. i would not be happy. i wouldnt be happy, and i wouldnt do it infront of her, but i might tell her i got gas, she might think burp.
they word fart is unacceptable too. i girl once burped in my face and i felt like punching her.
farts are farts and none of them smell good. being polite about it doesnt take away the funk.
if a cu/nt is gonna fart/burp/sneeze in your grill, time for someone to call the corpse patrol.
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