How to measure penis size? Bone pressed erection length or do u measure to the balls?

[Beercules]

This thread has some potential

[racer59]

A man should never measure his own penis.

You always have someone else measure it for you. Ask one of your bros to help you. Offer a 12 pack in return cause a 6 won't cut it.

[-MEGA-]

LMAO Ouch gonna try that one time , ud have to shave your balls, lube your balls up then squeeze them up to the shaft so they are under enough pressure to be firm/solid, then thumb in one at a time your left first because it hangs lower then your right, or u could just go for a x2 whammy if u r into pain

I'd probably need a shoe horn or something to make it happen. Maybe stuff one ball at a time in the arse hole. That's another possibility.

[DARKSEID]

Posts the guy whose penis is inside him when it gets cold....


lmfao.... i'm sorry but you said it.

[kiDynamite92]

My arms can't stretch far enough to reach the end of my cock so I always have to get someone else to do it for me. I don't know where they start from tbh.

[KING MEAT]

Measure from the back of your ass to save any disappointment.

I dont remember the last time I laughed this hard lol youre a fcking fool dan lol

[Soju]

I post on boxing scene, so *****es fly off my pink steel on a jet stream of vag water, but it has been said by non boxing scene members that most women don't actually orgasm through ******* intercourse, but by clitoral stimulation. Sounds like some beta male ***it ***** to this wealthy adult stud, but op may want to look it up.


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[Furn]

you measure from the balls and say you measured from the base.

[moltres.]

you measure from the balls and say you measured from the base.

lolololololol :d

[Wolfie*]

Is that you fallen ego?.

Wtf? I'm not that little kid. I don't care about how people measure their penises. I think he is actually 12 or something.