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calling out jack_the_rippuh
Bruh, so, I go to Starbucks and sit down at this big long table. I start to study some bull shit about implicit cost related considerations in Software portfolio management in public sector, and I noticed this insanely attractive rican woman starting to pack up her things.
So, I knew if I said nothing to her I would at least regret it. I simply had to take an action to speak to her, no matter what it was.
So I asked her what language the writing was on the sticker on her laptop. It was Arabic and we had a good convo for like 10 minutes and I grabbed her number and said let’s grab a drink sometime.
Boom. What’s up bruh? You miring?
She was legit hot too. Bright glow, good teeth, and green eyes that were like emeralds.
Even if nothing comes of it, at least I took a shot.
So, I knew if I said nothing to her I would at least regret it. I simply had to take an action to speak to her, no matter what it was.
So I asked her what language the writing was on the sticker on her laptop. It was Arabic and we had a good convo for like 10 minutes and I grabbed her number and said let’s grab a drink sometime.
Boom. What’s up bruh? You miring?
She was legit hot too. Bright glow, good teeth, and green eyes that were like emeralds.
Even if nothing comes of it, at least I took a shot.
KO'D on the first page as usual.
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