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Mental evangelicals reveal the EVIL in 80s toys!
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lol. The guy in the suit is so ******ed he can barley talk.
I always had an inkling that Smurfs represented ****sexual corpses.
I used to have that flying hand puppet insect thing. But i never got Castle Greyskull. The Lord must have saved me from its Satanic clutches by making them all sell out at Argos before xmas.
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I remember coming up and we had the whole "Rock and Roll is the Devil's music" speech.
They drilled that **** into our heads man. They were also saying stuff against the Day of the Dead and trying to ban kids from participating in it.
Just crazy religious folk.
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Originally posted by The Noose View Postlol. The guy in the suit is so ******ed he can barley talk.
I always had an inkling that Smurfs represented ****sexual corpses.
I used to have that flying hand puppet insect thing. But i never got Castle Greyskull. The Lord must have saved me from its Satanic clutches by making them all sell out at Argos before xmas.Originally posted by ABOSWORTH View PostGreat find!! That was hilarious!!! What a couple of fruit cakes.
I totally had that Skeletor castle that you speak into and it changes your voice.
Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View PostOnly rich kids could have afforded all this evil:
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Lucky little bastards.
That kid was a ****. I would take my Dagobah damage X Wing and Endor AT-ST over to have epic space battles with his Tie-Fighter, Darth Vader Tie-Fighter, Tie-Bomber, Millennium Falcon, AT-AT and Slave1 toys. Sometimes we would pit our Transformers against one another. I would bring Star Scream and Jazz and he would have Optimus Prime, Megatron (the gun one), Ultra Magnus, Grimlock, Sound Wave and a basket of Insecticons including the massive one that looked like a scorpion.
You know what, I changed my mind, 80s toys are satanic after all.
Although the Millennium Falcon Kenner toy is pretty much the greatest action figure type toy in history.
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Oh yeah I just remembered, is anyone familiar with Jack Chick? He's a mental evangelical who draws these idiotic cartoon strip tracts for god-botherers to hand out to disinterested parties. They're basically fear-mongering little screeds that scare people by threatening them with hell. SPOILER ALERT: Usually someone goes to hell, saying something like "Oh I am in hell, why didn't I listen to the barely literate bible weirdo instead of having a relationship with someone of a different race!?"
Anyway the most famous one is about Dungeons and Dragons:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP
So the Chick tract Dark Dungeons is being made into a movie!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...eons-the-movie
http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/
JR Ralls is behind this. He's also behind The Gamers: Dorkness Rising which is a comedy celebrating table top gaming. With this in mind I've fairly certain this will be a parody.
Speaking of parodies here is a good one of Chick tracts:
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