but the cum has lots of calories, in case ur swallowing it
90 calories of pure protein. well salts and other things. and the thing about THAT particular protein is that its...collagen. you know, the thing that your skin loses as you age. so, it makes a perrrrrfect antiaging cream. mixed with a little oil of olay, youve got yourself a fantastic wrinkle reducer.
you think im kidding? you think im joking? im not. people dont believe my age. and im not even kidding.
women pay loads of money for anti aging creams that contain placenta. placenta. from some other chick. cos it contains collagen. ew. id rather have my mans cum on my face than some other chicks PLACENTA, ffs.
EDIT: i should add thats 90 calories PER OUNCE, and most loads are about 2-3 ounces. i know this cos i used to do semen analysis. professionally.
90 calories of pure protein. well salts and other things. and the thing about THAT particular protein is that its...collagen. you know, the thing that your skin loses as you age. so, it makes a perrrrrfect antiaging cream. mixed with a little oil of olay, youve got yourself a fantastic wrinkle reducer.
you think im kidding? you think im joking? im not. people dont believe my age. and im not even kidding.
women pay loads of money for anti aging creams that contain placenta. placenta. from some other chick. cos it contains collagen. ew. id rather have my mans cum on my face than some other chicks PLACENTA, ffs.
EDIT: i should add thats 90 calories PER OUNCE, and most loads are about 2-3 ounces. i know this cos i used to do semen analysis. professionally.
dont ask.
now THATS something i havent heard in a looong time. tube steak. lol.
my wife said i've got the biggest loads she's ever seen, maybe i could give u some face cream
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