Shemales are a ****ing joke!!

[Xyei]

Who they foolin??

[MindBat]

Only dudes too drunk to check under the skirt before leaving the club with it.

[Xyei]

Only dudes too drunk to check under the skirt before leaving the club with it.

good one!!

[Hitman932]

I was at a club in Chicago this past weekend called Moe's Cantina and i saw two shemales that were about 6'5 220, it was pretty crazy

[MJ406]

crazy? that sounds terrifying.

[Jambo boy]

[Xyei]

I was at a club in Chicago this past weekend called Moe's Cantina and i saw two shemales that were about 6'5 220, it was pretty crazy

You **** 'em?

[Jambo boy]

Hitman, did you get there number? I'd like to **** one, just for a laugh.

[Hitman932]

Hitman, did you get there number? I'd like to **** one, just for a laugh.

nah, im only 6'4 215, they were just a little too big for me.

they actually had some dudes who were all over them who were gigantic body builder types.

[BETTY SWOLLOCKS]

Funny story from when i went to Amsterdam. Me and my mates were cruising the red light district. Down the backstreets(where the more skanky hoes are) smoking a big fat spliff.

We heard loads of noise and as we got nearer saw it was a group of english lads, at a doorway with this bird with her back turned. All the guys were pissed up and singing 'GET YOUR **** OUT FOR THE LADS'. We hung around cos we were hopin to see some **** as we were walking by.

One of the lads then decided he wanted a piece and started walking towards the doorway to get a **** when it turned round to reveal a ****ing schlong. At which point all these guys mates (we were pretty horrified aswell) who at first were horrified started singing and pointing en masse at the bloke who was gonna **** it "ANDY IS A GAYBOY NANANA". By this point with all the singing a fairly large crowd had gathered to see what all the ruckus was about. The guy who was gonna **** it went bright red ,I've never seen anyone look so embarassed!!! being ridiculously stoned made it one of the funniest parts of our whole trip!!