I fell in love with a woman who works at McDonald's (whole story & need help)

[Prince Madison]

ronald mcdonalds ****ing her anyway

[GGG Gloveking]

ronald mcdonalds ****ing her anyway

Maybe she'll fuçk another clown too, then

[i_am_a_champ]

Maybe she'll fuçk another clown too, then

Like Bozo?

[John Locke]

Bruh the only way you gonna get over her is if you kill her. Wait till she finishes work, follow her to the car/bus stop and bludgeon her with the claw end of a hammer.

Dont think about it, just do it

[punchr]

Snap out of it Punchy

How do I snap out of it? I don't get pussy big brother.

[i_am_a_champ]

How do I snap out of it? I don't get pussy big brother.

Poosey is over rated
Women are evil whores

When you have sex with her the fantasies in your head do not live up to the reality


You are chasing an illusion


Poosey aint shyt

Dont chase the poosey
Dont chase sex
Dont chase

If you are going to chase then chase the girl as a person

You will do far better

[engleby]

I always go to this McDonald's by my apartment. I go there to feel better about myself. A stormcloud has come over me, and fast food offers a glimpse of sunlight that momentarily quells the depression.

When it comes to women, I am lost -- lost in the darkness. So when she smiled at me, it drove me wild inside.

She looked at me and gave me a big, warm, comforting smile. If her smile was a person, it would have grabbed me and told me, "It's okay. We'll get through this."

So I went back to see her. Again and again.

Sometimes she was warm. Sometimes she was cold.

After a while she was only cold. Always cold to me. I could feel the fakeness in her smile. I knew she didn't like me.

I didn't give her time to miss me. I went to where she works every day.

Now she is distant and cold.

I still go there to get comfort food, but it's uncomfortable seeing her. Now when I interact with her it reminds me of how much of a loser I am. When I look into her eyes, I feel anxiety, regret, sadness, distress and discomfort. All I wanted to do was stretch her out.

When I see her all I can think about is tying her up and choking her out -- grabbing her ******* and smacking her ass. But sadly that door has closed. The sun has set on that situation.

Please help me. What should I do? I feel awkward and uncomfortable around women.

this is one funny and entertaining kunt. write a novel id buy it

[Wolfie*]

Hmmmmm. Maybe it's time to start making parody threads again.

[Bobby Deez]

She got that hook up on them hashbrowns?

[Zaryu]

How can you fall in love with someone else when you don't even love yourself?