Surprised many people dont have a Toto toilet or something similar.
I stay seated and press a few buttons to have water squirt my ass at different pressure/pulses and have it warm air dried.
No need to smear shit all over my hole with toilet paper like some weirdo.
No wonder you stupid fat yanks stink of shit all the time.
I stay seated and press a few buttons to have water squirt my ass at different pressure/pulses and have it warm air dried.
No need to smear shit all over my hole with toilet paper like some weirdo.
No wonder you stupid fat yanks stink of shit all the time.
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