Well ain't this some shyt! Not that long ago, the city's finest knocked on my door and told me to be prepared for the worst.
I asked him wtf was he talking about, and he said that come May 2nd, that there is 99.9% chance that the great city of Portland (Oregon - OreGUN, not OreGONE) will erupt. I asked him how and why...
He said: Sir, are you a boxing aficionado?
I says: Sure, what's poppin', mang?
City's Finest: Mayweather is gonna get knocked the f.u.c.k. out, and his thugs are gonna go wild.
I says: No shyt? How do you know this, Officer?
he said: "Sir, I don't have time to explain, I'm just giving you heads up. BE PREPARED FOR A RIOT.
TRUE STORY.
Crazy!!!! Has the Poe-Poe paid you a visit, yet?
Folks, lock your doors, take care of your family, and may God be with you come May 2nd.
Long live Master Manny Pacquiao! God is sending his second child to kill the devil and his followers.
I asked him wtf was he talking about, and he said that come May 2nd, that there is 99.9% chance that the great city of Portland (Oregon - OreGUN, not OreGONE) will erupt. I asked him how and why...
He said: Sir, are you a boxing aficionado?
I says: Sure, what's poppin', mang?
City's Finest: Mayweather is gonna get knocked the f.u.c.k. out, and his thugs are gonna go wild.
I says: No shyt? How do you know this, Officer?
he said: "Sir, I don't have time to explain, I'm just giving you heads up. BE PREPARED FOR A RIOT.
TRUE STORY.
Crazy!!!! Has the Poe-Poe paid you a visit, yet?
Folks, lock your doors, take care of your family, and may God be with you come May 2nd.
Long live Master Manny Pacquiao! God is sending his second child to kill the devil and his followers.
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