Woman sues her ex-boyfriend because ‘his abnormally long pėnis stretched her vagina’

[DARKSEID]

As a rule, if a girl hates you, and goes out of her way to hurt you, that means you have good dick.

If she doesn't hate you, then you never really mattered.

I lost count of how many girls hate me

[Beercules]

BBC on trial

Beercules going to be her lawyer!

time to brush up on my lawyer stuff


We sending this BBC into bankruptcy

[Bobby Shaw]

Some women need to get a life.

[TJ highway]

[_original_]

Bunch of cucks from here are going to start calling this bull to come rail their wives..

[denium]

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

[Combat Talk Radio]

this lawsuit is a victory lap for that man, who wouldn't want to be sued for that?

D: "Your honor, the prosecution has no evidence of these baseless claims. Their client is just a ho with oversized dildos.."

P: "Objection - assumes facts not in evidence!"

J: "Sustained. Defense, you can't just say things like that without proof."

P: "Thank you, your honor. Now, we would like to show the evidence that the defense is asking for, so my client has to get him hard. We suggest a BJ."

[BLASTER1]

time to brush up on my lawyer stuff


We sending this BBC into bankruptcy

You Americans make me laugh every time.

[Lomasexual]

Good thing ex-girlfriends can't sue for dicks that are too small...

[P4Pdunny]

Lool thread is super funny