[REAL TALK] The real reason Bryce Harper left the Nationals besides the money

[Theodore]

What is happening in the Nationals dugout? pic.twitter.com/MaY3xfgJfy

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[Longhaul]

The truth is he wanted the full time position of fluffer and was denied.