Is it safe to assume Hitler is beside Jesus spending eternity in Paradise

[Death_Adder]

The rules are pretty clear on this.

Do what ever God-awful **** u like bit as long as u repent and accept the Lord you're in.

Now, Adolf had plenty of time in that bunker where he knew he was doomed and would have made peace with the Lord as per the rules and therfore been accepted into the kingdom of God.

You never answered me about the real issues here.

If Australia was attacked, do you people down there mount kangaroos, have a boomerang in one hand and a Heineken in the other and go on the defensive?

If Steve Irwin(rip) were still alive would he be the King of Australia? Would Crocodile Dundee step down and have let him take over?

Do you have pet crocodiles?

Do you feel slighted that Englishman Tom Hardy took over Melvin Gibson as Mad Max?

[i_am_a_champ]

He was a good lad.


Just misunderstood.

Another angel smiling down upon us

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The rules are pretty clear on this.

Do what ever God-awful **** u like bit as long as u repent and accept the Lord you're in.

Now, Adolf had plenty of time in that bunker where he knew he was doomed and would have made peace with the Lord as per the rules and therfore been accepted into the kingdom of God.

It's OK to be fixated on something *if* you achieve mastery of the topic, break new ground or ask interesting questions. Passion is admirable.

But all you do is spam variations of:

- "Nor do I believe in the easter bunny!"
- "Magical man in the clouds..."
- "Does that mean (bad man) went to heaven?"

I am not religious at all. Just calling a spade a spade.

You've spent at least 10 years singularly obsessed with God and religion and this is the level you're at? The stuff they put on bumper stickers?

What would you think of a man obsessed with learning Russian who after 10 years of daily practice had learned how to say "Good morning"?

[Eff Pandas]

Dem da rules.

Probably nothing to worry about doe. With all the formerly alive people who died & went to heaven its unlikely any specific person is gonna end up being condo neighbors with Hitler. Probably just have some rapist or pedo or or dog f#cker or other f#cked up weirdo/criminal who repented who ends up being your neighbor.

[Money Shot]

I've investigated this possibility and the spiritualist view, which is pretty universal, is Hitler is in a low level spirit realm reserved for evil selfish types. So, the guy is not in paradise.

[EdWins]

nope he's long since reincarnated into someone else... he is probably a Jew

[Derranged]

Hitler is still alive and he's currently hiding in an underground Nazi base in Antarctica.

[Mr.365]

Where in the rules it say that?

Galatians 6:7-8 English Standard Version (ESV)

7 Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. 8 For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life.

[Mr.365]

Long story short if Adolf Hitler really felt sorry & repented he would of called off the persecution he had going on against Jewish people right after getting one Jewish person killed or at least before all the sick crap he had going on like the experiments on living Jews

You cannot outsmart or fool CHRIST and like it or not you will be judged when u die

[Lomasexual]

You never answered me about the real issues here.

As an Australian, I am more than qualified to respond to this.

If Australia was attacked, do you people down there mount kangaroos, have a boomerang in one hand and a Heineken in the other and go on the defensive?

Firstly, I am glad you mentioned a semi-decent beer. Most people would have said 'Fosters'. But no-one here drinks Fosters.
Fosters is a chemical agent we sell to other countries to convince them we are mad. So far this has worked.

No one here mounts kangaroos. Unless you were talking sexually.
The actual steed of choice is the emu. Ever since the human population of Australia lost a war against the emu (true fact) we have been studying how to turn this demonic hellbird into a weapon of mass destruction.

Not many people here use boomerangs as a weapon of choice. It is considered disrespectful to our indigenous population.
What we do is we drag a small trawl-net through the scrub, and hurl the contents at our enemies. We are pretty much guaranteed that whatever our net has scooped up will be poisonous, toxic, and lethal.

If Steve Irwin(rip) were still alive would he be the King of Australia? Would Crocodile Dundee step down and have let him take over?

Irwin died, but is still the king of Australia.

Old man Dundee got done by the tax man, he has no power any more.

Do you have pet crocodiles?

Some people do. Not many people. Crocs make lousy pets. Lazy, and total bastards.

His little mate, the bearded dragon, makes a beaut pet though.

Do you feel slighted that Englishman Tom Hardy took over Melvin Gibson as Mad Max?

Young Melvin was Australian up until he went crazy with the religion and jew-hating thing. Then he technically become a yank, on account of him being born there.

So why would it bother us that the nice young English Mr Hardy took over from that bigoted old american has-been?